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The Graceful Maid[]
The maid: "Certainly not, kind Sir! I am here but to clean your chambers."
Knight Rolan: "Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?"
The maid: "I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor maid."
Knight Rolan: "So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such a well-shaped behind."
The maid: "You embarrass me, Sir!"
Knight Rolan: "Fear not, you are safe here with me."
The maid: "I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not."
Knight Rolan: "Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my lance."
The maid: "But this lance is huge! It could take me all night!"
Knight Rolan: "Plenty of time, my sweet, plenty of time."
Notes[]
- It has nearly the same, identical text of The Lusty Argonian Maid, from Oblivion; only adjusting to the fact that there are no argonians in Nehrim.
- The book is common throughout Nehrim, having 51 persistent references, found in one merchant container (Moni), apart of the household books leveled list, and one of the random books that can be found in book containers.